me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/
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me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/
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okay. wait. idk if this is gonna go anywhere but i want to know
do you and your friends/family play yellow car?
i’ve never heard of that
i’ve heard of it but i’ve never played it
yes, you get a point every time you call out a yellow car
yes, you get to punch someone every time you see a yellow car
yes, but i play differently (put in tags!!!)
other/want to see results
rb for sample size <3 also if u want, put in the tags where u live + if you have added/adjusted rules over time! my family and i (usa) have been playing for over 10 years and we’ve got a whole list (busses dont count, taxis don’t count in nyc, yellow boats, trains, and bikes/motorcycles are each worth 5 points, a yellow plane immediately wins you the whole game, etc)
tumblr being it’s typical self when it comes to behind your touch. please. read a book.
(scrolling through a tag) cool art. cool art. x reader again, blocked. he would not fucking say that. cool art. she would NOT fucking look like that. cool art. what the fuck is wrong with you. <laughs heartily at a funny text post>. cool art. more x reader with a horrific premise, blocked. she would not fucking say that. blocked. blocked. cool art
‘can i copy your homework?’
'yeah just don’t make it obvious’
Anonymous asked:
Uh, the "death penalty" is literally a government-level punishment.
Dude uh, what???
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
supernatural should’ve gotten a Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover like they did with Scoobynatural….90% of the shit courage turned out was way scarier than anything that ever happened on supernatural, it would’ve been incredible. Courage has to recreate dantes inferno or some shit. Cas is animated in his trueform instead of his vessel and it’s some PEAK fucked up courage animation. Dean would probably do the little jumpy dance Courage does when he’s trying to explain whatever cosmic horror they just witnessed to Sam. Muriel wants to fuck Sam. Jack gets kidnapped by whatever the terrifying courage monster of the week villain is but they end up becoming friends and he doesn’t understand why The Fleshless Lord of the Murdered Star Souls (or whatever the fuck) can’t come home with them. Sam sees the animal abuse going on and throws down with Eustace (who ends up being used as a blood sacrifice naturally). Cas has a fucking showdown with the talking computer, his known enemy. at the end of the episode once they’re back in the real world we find out Jack stole Eustace’s mask and scares the shit out of Dean with it.
I love the headcanon that Vash has to actively mask his movements so he doesn’t trigger the uncanny valley effect. Like he moved just slightly to fast and precise naturally and people notice something is off unless he flails around like a sillyman. I also love the headcanon that when he gets really drunk, he sometimes forgets to act like a human and becomes very unnervingly fast and too strong so he breaks things easily.
“the time will pass anyway” has literally changed my entire worldview. like, i’m beating myself up about not following my fitness routine (tho i have made a lot of progress even still) and wanting to just give up bc this is taking forever and i am never going to reach where i want - but like…it doesnt matter how long it takes, the time will pass anyway??? so i may as well just keep at it bc i will be in january 2024 soon enough anyway and may as well be in better shape by then. its like that expression “the best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. the second best time is now”
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I would rather light my home with candles for the rest of time than have Google control my lights.
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